May 2013
africans: i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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trillow: how much do islands cost i want one
May 22nd
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reinhardlohengramm: when u try talking to someone and they’re online and they don’t reply
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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roseplated: CAN I INJECT THIS ALBUM INTO MY BLOODSTREAM
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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batteur: ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to me 4 years ago
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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amoying: greatible: amoying: amoying: what kind of shoe is the most fit to be a spy? a sneaker You’re so silly!! Follow Ashley for more humor posts! whos ashley
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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zeldabuddy: travelingmadness: proof-reads ask about 5,000 times before sending proof-reads school essay about 0 times before sending
May 22nd
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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saturgay: roses are red corbin is bleu if u dont like high school musical im not gonna fuck u
May 21st
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roastings: “are you straight or gay?” yes
May 21st
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sacaswagea: “if ur ready CUM and get it” haha only 18+ will get this one. :PPP
May 21st
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ambitiousbard: just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr
May 21st
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jimbertimber: coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag
May 21st
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dampsandwich: i’m so ANGRY *punches a hole in the wall* MOM MY HAND
May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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nishlo: wtf is a spaghetti strap bitch u got noodles on yo shoulders
May 21st
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May 21st
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yourfriendg00: cute nicknames for your significant other: old sport old sport old sport old sport old sport old sport old sport
May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 20th
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hungarian: nowhere in the bible does it say god is not a burrito
May 20th
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